The tale of one janitor that nobody wanted to be around.
lyrics
He’s got insanely large tits
He’s got really sweaty arm pits
The thing I like seeing the best
Is the salt and pepper hair on his chest
He’ll do or say anything he can
To convince himself that he’s a lady’s man
The truth is that he’s washed up and fat
And no woman wants any part of that
He has a greasy fucking nutsack
He has a hairy motherfucking back
He knows how to make an obvious observation
And it requires very little contemplation
Gerald is a janitor and he’s really fucking fat
Beware of the janitor
His whereabouts you must monitor
Watch out for the janitor
He is a sexual predator
He spends his nights cleaning a floor
That’s a job no one can adore
He looks like he’s been pregnant for over a year
His appearance can instill fear
When he talks he doesn’t shut the fuck up
He talks about the most trivial and worthless things
No one wants to listen, no one wants to hear
Just go away and clean the feces in the restroom
He’s really sweaty
He probably has to wear a towel while he masturbates,
So that he doesn’t get his whole bed wet with sweat
Then he probably cums all over himself and passes out immediately after
Leaving the cum to dry and pin down his chest hairs
As if the cum was an adhesive
He probably also defecates upon orgasm to heighten the pleasure
But of course, this is all speculation
I’m not the type of person to use slander against anyone else really
credits
from Tales of Romance... Gone Wrong,
released July 17, 2013
Guitar/Drum Tracking/Vocals - Austin "Papa Scrotch" French
Bass Guitar/Backing Vocals - Jacob "Dale Scroty" Ritz