A tragic and heartfelt story about love... gone wrong.
lyrics
This is a heart-felt story I feel I must tell
It is about a time in my life when I was happy and all was fine
I was young and in love
Then something happened and I kinda crossed the line
My love came over to my house one evening
It was the sixth time we had seen each other
We had never had sex
But that night I planned on getting it
I treated her very well
I said all the right things to say
Everything was going so smoothly
I knew this was going to be my day
I removed all of her clothing
She whipped out my cock and started blowing
Her technique was nothing short of art
It was so good that I let out a fart
She felt my dick vibrate in her mouth
She realized it was a bad idea to go down south
She tried to get up and then leave
Then I became really peeved
Now mind you, listener, that I had waited a long time for this moment
So don’t you dare judge me for what I’m about to talk about next
This could have happened to you or anyone else
I’m not proud of the following events that took place
Before she got all the way up
I punched her in the skull
She fell down to the ground
Then I squatted over her face
As soon as she hit the floor
She went into shock
That’s when I told her
You’re gonna taste my cock
Her mouth was hanging open
Which gave me the perfect opportunity
To unload a huge pile of feces
I had become an abomination to my species
She started to choke, gag and cough
But before she could spit out my feces
They got rammed down her throat with my phallus
I don’t know what made me feel this atrocious malice
I started to piss as I cock-pumped her shit-filled mouth
The shit was being pushed down deeper and deeper
She couldn’t breathe and then tried to vomit
But couldn’t because her oral passage was blocked by my shit and cock
Much to my surprise vomit, piss and feces escaped through her nasal passage
It was like she had a bowel movement from her face
Her eyes were glossy as she cried and she tried to scream
It turned me on so then I went to bust my nut
But the strangest thing happened when I came
It wasn’t your typical, usual ejaculation you see in the movies
What happened was that a noodle of shit extracted from my dick
And it was the most agonizing sensation I had ever felt
Torturous Ejaculation Through Fecalized Oral Copulation
I grabbed a hold of the base of my shaft
And squeezed it upwards as if it were a tube of toothpaste
The shit was still hanging off my dick
Then I settled my dick on her and gave her a poop noodle necklace
Then she convulsed and died
She was my true love
I regret that day each and every day that I live
But the institution sometimes gives me pills that make me happy
And they help me to not think of her
*garbled talking*
credits
from Tales of Romance... Gone Wrong,
released July 17, 2013
Guitar/Drum Tracking/Vocals - Austin "Papa Scrotch" French
Bass Guitar/Backing Vocals - Jacob "Dale Scroty" Ritz