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Child Support
04:01
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You fell in love with a woman
You wish you never did
Had sexual intercourse with her
And now you’ve got a kid
Everything was fine and everything was great
You had a lovely family
But couldn’t predict your fate
That bitch got a job and sometimes came home late
You would have to watch the kid while she was on a date
She stopped cooking dinner and having sex with you
You had to use your right hand, what else could you do
Her boyfriend told her to divorce you
This event was inevitable, you already knew
She served you papers, then met you in court
Took everything from you, you didn’t expect this sort
You used to want a kid but now you wish you never did because you’re paying child support
That bitch screwed you really bad, you prayed you weren’t the dad and now you’re paying child support
She got the trailer, the tv and the truck
You finally got to the point where you didn’t give a fuck
Now you live in a trailer park but you used to have a house
That’s all in the past now because of your former spouse
You no longer get the chance to see your own child
Not ever since that divorce was filed
Your ex talks shit about you to your own son
He doesn’t even want to talk to you, your relationship is done
She married some guy, and his name is Rick
Your son calls him “dad” and you call him “dick”
She took you for your money, then moved out of state
She left you with nothing but an unmerciful fate
You want to break your ex’s neck because she’s garnishing your check it’s all from child support
You live in a world of dismay, you don’t want to live another day because of child support
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The Janitor
03:51
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He’s got insanely large tits
He’s got really sweaty arm pits
The thing I like seeing the best
Is the salt and pepper hair on his chest
He’ll do or say anything he can
To convince himself that he’s a lady’s man
The truth is that he’s washed up and fat
And no woman wants any part of that
He has a greasy fucking nutsack
He has a hairy motherfucking back
He knows how to make an obvious observation
And it requires very little contemplation
Gerald is a janitor and he’s really fucking fat
Beware of the janitor
His whereabouts you must monitor
Watch out for the janitor
He is a sexual predator
He spends his nights cleaning a floor
That’s a job no one can adore
He looks like he’s been pregnant for over a year
His appearance can instill fear
When he talks he doesn’t shut the fuck up
He talks about the most trivial and worthless things
No one wants to listen, no one wants to hear
Just go away and clean the feces in the restroom
He’s really sweaty
He probably has to wear a towel while he masturbates,
So that he doesn’t get his whole bed wet with sweat
Then he probably cums all over himself and passes out immediately after
Leaving the cum to dry and pin down his chest hairs
As if the cum was an adhesive
He probably also defecates upon orgasm to heighten the pleasure
But of course, this is all speculation
I’m not the type of person to use slander against anyone else really
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3. |
Relationshit
05:52
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You’re in a relationship in which you’re stuck
You’ve been severely struck by bad luck
You try to act like you don’t give a fuck
But deep down you know your life sucks
Your relationship was beautiful but things became complex
You wanted to get intimate but she didn’t want to have sex
At least not with you, she didn’t want your cock
She went to find some more guys somewhere around the block
She started fucking about six different men
Kyle, Cody, Dale, Ryan, Matthew, and Ken
You were completely oblivious, you didn’t even know
That your precious older girlfriend was a filthy ho
She remained a raging alcoholic
She went out to the bar to meet more guys and frolic
You used to really love her, you had a strong trust
That all ended when you learned of her drunken lust
You stayed busy with your enormous porn collection
You kept watching then you’d touch your erection
Jerking off your cock while always watching porn
You seized those moments because at those times you weren’t forlorn
Every little thing she said or did irritated you
But even after all the shit nothing could separate you two
Sometimes you’d try to keep the peace but most often you were fighting
There was always some domestic eruption that was on the verge of igniting
You act like you love her, you’re such a faker
You really want for her to leave, you’re afraid to make her
She got in your face one night so then you went to shove her
At first you say “fuck that bitch” then a week later tell me that you love her
The cops came over to your house to intervene
It was just a typical domestic call they had many times seen
Your bitch told them you had drugs so they searched through your stuff
They found one illegal deadly weapon and put you in cuffs
For three days you stayed in jail
You didn’t have the money to put up for bail
To this day you’re still with her, you’ve got no sense
It’s time to leave her, no need to second guess
Chorus
You are Mr. Misery
The total epitome
Better you than me
Your room is your prison cell
You live in this infernal hell
What your future holds only time will tell
You really want to see her dead
Wanna take a chainsaw to her head
You’ve gone totally insane
Your bitch always liked to cheat
You’ve got jizz from other guys on your sheets
Leave her and get on with your life
You’re in a shitty relationship
And it’s complete shit
I’ll give you one small tip
It’s finally time to quit
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All of my friends like to pick up chicks at the mall
But I myself, I prefer the bingo hall
I saw the most gorgeous woman I ever laid eyes on
Now I tell this story in the form of song
I was only 18, she was 85
She had an oxy tank and went to chemo to stay alive
She said she liked to play bingo to get out of the home
I was determined to make her moan
I asked her if she'd be my girl
She accepted, so we started to date
When we were seen in public, people wanted to hurl
After three dates, we decided to mate
Her name was Ethel, her skin was like leather
Her precious body as delicate as a feather
Two long, wrinkled udders for a rack
Her roast beef cunt hung lower than my sack
Ethel performed a sexual favor one night
And since she hadn't a real tooth in sight,
She put her mouth on my dick and gave it a good fluff
I returned the favor by chewing on her muff
I pulled out my shaft and took it for a dip
I had to fuck her gently so I wouldn't break her hip
Upon each thrust she let out a flatulent queef
After twenty seconds I unloaded in her roast beef
She couldn't be impregnated, I feared this complication
I grew with sorrow, anger, and trepidation
You might ask, "What is the cause?"
Well duh! She was well past menopause
I wanted to see a doctor but had no insurance
But in the yellow pages I found an ad
It was a doctor's office of medical research that financed
It seemed this was the only choice I had
So the very next day I went to see the doctor
The office was very dirty and had trash all over the floor
I was taken aback by this sight, I expected more
A stereo played mariachi music which I abhor
Dr. Lopez told me of an unheard of procedure he was working on
He would replace my nuts with my sperm and her 40-year-old-frozen-egg-created embryo
I wasn't fond of being some kind of guinea pig or pawn
But I wanted a family with Ethel, how could I say no?
Ethel: Replacing thy nuts with embryos sure seems like a very bad thing to do
Me: Oh indeed my beautiful cupid Ethel, I risk it all because I love you
Ethel: My sweet cherub, I just fear all this--thou knowest I love you too
Me: If something goes horribly wrong, then I shall sue
Together: For us you'll/I'll replace each ball
'Twas a year ago we met in that bingo hall
I'll do anything to create our kin
Even if this method is by god's standards a sin
I went back to agree and undergo the surgery
He began by using the front desk as an operating table
This seemed pretty weird and unsanitary
But since this was our only option, THEN SO IT SHALL BE!
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I once saw something scary, and you all should be weary
That what I'm about to tell you is the honest motherfucking real truth
I saw this on my daily jog, a man fucking his dead dog
Now what then occured after that didn't really go over all that smooth
I only took a passing glance, but that's when he took his chance
He ran up to me with his dick flapping violently in the wind
He said "hey come over here, I'm not sure but I might be queer"
"I have a rather nice plan but by many it would be a nasty sin"
I was very much (afraid)
As his semen quickly (sprayed)
In his dog he fucking (flayed)
And with doggy junk he did play
He's most like Jeffrey (Dahmer)
To meet him is a real (bummer)
The dead dog stench of that (summer)
Made me never want to slumber
I was very much (afraid)
As his semen quickly (sprayed)
In his dog he fucking (flayed)
And with doggy junk he did play
This guy's really fucking (nuts)
He likes fucking mammal (butts)
With his lube of mammal (guts)
He grinned more and more each new thrust
He spoke, he talked, he spits, he shouts, all about his odd plight
He said "I'll tell, you more, the rest, if you give me a light"
He smoked, inhaled, held it, exhaled, and let out a loud cough
He stood, and took, a breath, then he, suddenly explained a lot
"Unsure of my (sexuality), I resort to (necrobeastiality)
It is quite (questionable), and maybe just a little bit overt
I openly admit that I like the feel, of my dead dog who's name is Bert
Though it's not just my dog (that I fuck), I've even screwed cows and possibly a duck!
"Oh god, oh no, no way, what the fuck? I'll call the cops!" I said
The man, he turned, he smiled, he laughed, and he gave his dog head
I went, and dialed, it rang, "hello?" "He's insane!" I was shrill
The cop, he came, I'm saved, BUT NO! This next bit made me ill
The cop then rolled up, in a small ford ranger
He said his greetings, then treated me as a stranger
He started to throw his clothes to the ground
The other man's ass he started to pound
I knew that this wasn't part of the procedure
Their ass fucking looked like a seizure
While this happened, I looked at his clothes
I read the nametag, and learned they were bros
I was very much afraid
As their semen quickly sprayed
In their dog they fucking flayed
And with doggy junk they did play
They're most like Jeffrey Dahmer
To meet them is a real bummer
The dead dog stench of that summer
Made me never want to slumber
I was very much afraid
As their semen quickly sprayed
In their dog they fucking flayed
And with doggy junk they did play
They are really fucking nuts
They like fucking mammal butts
With their lube of mammal guts
They grinned more and more each new thrust
I took it upon myself, to put this to an end
I grabbed the cop's hand gun, and shot em really dead
I took both of the bodies and carried em with me, then I decided that I'd hide them around the bend
Now this is a part that I can't quite explain but I also really can't complain, I got real horny and hoping everyone would ignore me I violently put my dick where they bled
(wait...WHAT!?)
So I shoved my dick in every orfice
(Dude no, what the fuck)
I wanted to cum, and this would suffice
(We can't continue this song...)
Then I grabbed the dog by it's scruff
(I'm serious, this actually has gone too far)
That dog's butthole was exactly enough
(There's something WRONG with you!)
*skit*
I was very much afraid
As your semen quickly sprayed
In their dog they fucking flayed
And with doggy junk you did play
*coughing and sputtering rest of lyrics*
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6. |
Jacob's Lesson in Metal
02:29
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*skit*
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7. |
Santa Cuz
06:49
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Santa Cuz broke into my house one night
He held me down but in vain I put up a fight
He was black, I was white, this just wasn't right
He was big, I was tight, and his cock was within sight
He was a big, dark man who was scary
His purple mushroom tip approached and his junk felt hairy
I squirmed, fought, and tried to parry
But he managed to push through my ass and bust my anal cherry
I was unhappy that he broke the seal
As he kept pumping, I let out a squeal
I offered him money to stop but he refused that deal
His urethra vacuumed a fecalized meal
He said I had been a bad boy, so for Christmas I’d get coal
Then he pulled out his dick and shoved coal down my asshole
Then he pushed the coal down my asshole with his love shaftpole
It felt as though my body was on the verge of departing from my soul
This excruciating pain was absolutely agonizing
I could no longer take this anal terrorizing
It felt like his cock continued to grow in size,
As he continued to brutally sodomize
He was black, I was white
He was big, I was tight
Nothing at all was right
On this dreaded fateful night
Took my head, dragged me south
Forced me to employ my mouth
The name of the game was blow job
On his nob I had to slob
He’s in the neighborhood, on a rampage
Going door to door, causing anal damage
If you refuse to be his bitch
You could wind up in a six foot ditch
His only weapon is his phallus
He can always use it because it's callused
If you survive this, you can almost swear
It was nothing more than a nightmare
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the hood
Not a thang was stirring, not even my wood;
That is until I saw a white boy, through some glass,
I wanted to break it, to begin raping his ass;
So I smashed open the window, unzipping my fly,
I was just an OG muthafucka, with a queer eye;
I was in my boxers, and him in his jeans
I wouldn't settle for this to be any clean
I threw down to the floor, and kicked his ass fo sho
Now I must rape him, ho ho ho ho HO HO HO HO HO
I tore the jeans down to his ankles
A new elf to add to the flock
I presented my giftwrapped present
Sliding it out from beneath my jock
I was now the real Santa
The victim my fucking sleigh
No reindeer to pull him
His bright red face led the way
Some coal, I decided to use
No lube, his asshole I abuse
This rape, he cannot just refuse
His look, a poor lad confused
My junk, now dripping with spunk
I laughed, filled him full of crunk
My rod, now it really stunk
Oh god, it smells like a skunk
He now lay turd burgled
His anus chapped and raw
My sack had been emptied out
I HO HO HO'd at what I saw
This poor man lay bleeding
My escape must be fleeting
My cock I am now beating
I bid you season's greetings
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingling down the street
Oh what fun it is to streak while taking a big leak
My dong is huge, from it no refuge
Your ass is now mine to take, I'll rape you with a fucking rake
The cops gazed upon my phallus
As I sprinted through the snow
Cloaked in darkness I stay hidden
Down the chimney I must go
I scurry to the icy roof
Instead I get a striking urge
Squatting over the chimney stack
My bowels begin to violently surge
My cornhole won't stop polluting
As the police keep on shooting
I squeal as a bullet hits my sphincter
Molten anal fudge spews this winter
My options are now decreasing
A bullet did some anal greasing
A rapid loss of blood I'm losing
My choice I'm mighty swift in choose
I jump, falling to the snow
My dick, sustaining the blow
I moan, agony I know
Oh no, here come the po po po
I wince, flailing from the blow
My wang, cumming at full flow
My ass, bloody diarhea hole
The cops, "arrest without parole!"
He’s in the neighborhood, on a rampage
Going door to door, causing anal damage
If you refuse to be his bitch
You could wind up in a six foot ditch
His only weapon is his phallus
He can always use it because it's callused
If you survive this, you can almost swear
It was nothing more than a nightmare
Last night, a colored individual was seen escaping from police officers in the Big Bear area, The infamous Santa Cuz has struck once again. His face was indistinguishable because of the dark night, but the officers do have a composite sketch of the offender's genetalia. If you've seen these genitals, contact the Big Bear police department immediately. We repeat, he is still at large--both literally and figuratively. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide everyone. Nobody is safe. They rapin' everyone up in here.
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This is a heart-felt story I feel I must tell
It is about a time in my life when I was happy and all was fine
I was young and in love
Then something happened and I kinda crossed the line
My love came over to my house one evening
It was the sixth time we had seen each other
We had never had sex
But that night I planned on getting it
I treated her very well
I said all the right things to say
Everything was going so smoothly
I knew this was going to be my day
I removed all of her clothing
She whipped out my cock and started blowing
Her technique was nothing short of art
It was so good that I let out a fart
She felt my dick vibrate in her mouth
She realized it was a bad idea to go down south
She tried to get up and then leave
Then I became really peeved
Now mind you, listener, that I had waited a long time for this moment
So don’t you dare judge me for what I’m about to talk about next
This could have happened to you or anyone else
I’m not proud of the following events that took place
Before she got all the way up
I punched her in the skull
She fell down to the ground
Then I squatted over her face
As soon as she hit the floor
She went into shock
That’s when I told her
You’re gonna taste my cock
Her mouth was hanging open
Which gave me the perfect opportunity
To unload a huge pile of feces
I had become an abomination to my species
She started to choke, gag and cough
But before she could spit out my feces
They got rammed down her throat with my phallus
I don’t know what made me feel this atrocious malice
I started to piss as I cock-pumped her shit-filled mouth
The shit was being pushed down deeper and deeper
She couldn’t breathe and then tried to vomit
But couldn’t because her oral passage was blocked by my shit and cock
Much to my surprise vomit, piss and feces escaped through her nasal passage
It was like she had a bowel movement from her face
Her eyes were glossy as she cried and she tried to scream
It turned me on so then I went to bust my nut
But the strangest thing happened when I came
It wasn’t your typical, usual ejaculation you see in the movies
What happened was that a noodle of shit extracted from my dick
And it was the most agonizing sensation I had ever felt
Torturous Ejaculation Through Fecalized Oral Copulation
I grabbed a hold of the base of my shaft
And squeezed it upwards as if it were a tube of toothpaste
The shit was still hanging off my dick
Then I settled my dick on her and gave her a poop noodle necklace
Then she convulsed and died
She was my true love
I regret that day each and every day that I live
But the institution sometimes gives me pills that make me happy
And they help me to not think of her
*garbled talking*
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I will conceive a child from inside my hairy scrote
Listen to my story, so we're on the same fuckin boat
I wanna be a mother and a father, even if it's wrong
Birth a baby from inside my balls, rather then my dong
My wife is the age of 85, and me a young man
To plant embryos in my nutsack, that was the plan
Shit from a science film is what you're gonna see
Elephantitis of my nads, would make most people heave
Modern medicine has allowed this to exist
Although most people say my balls are kinda like a cyst
My dick is like a twig and my balls are too big
They're like giant melons and they keep on swellin
The baby starts to kick
And I feel really sick
"Ethel I think it's time"
"It's early!" she starts to chime
"The baby's coming now!"
"It will come out, I don't care how!"
I thought this would be magical
Instead it turned out tragical
I went in the ward, and laid on a gurney
What happened next made me get an attourney
Old Doctor Lopez, told me this was simple
Before he finished, my balls popped like a pimple
I scream and moan as my nuts are blown
My baby drops as the skin just flops
My manhood dies as the infant cries
But something's wrong, the joy's not long
The child came out WRONG
It looks like my DONG
Also five left EARS
Antlers like a DEER
Oh god, why did this happen to us
Our child, will ride the special bus
Was it even alive? I poked it with a stick
Then I saw it's face, uglier than my dick
It was like a cross, of a bear and a duck
It also had some gills, and lots of facial hair
The nose was a beak, man what the holy fuck
I let out a bellow, my agony I hope you share
I went to file a lawsuit against Dr. Lopez soon after
However, there was no evidence of him ever existing
It was possible he had already fled the country
I was determined to find him and make him pay
I was left with a deformed and retarded child of unknown gender
I made it a custom-made helmet because a regular one wouldn’t fit
It must always wear a bib in order to catch all the drool
This has been my story and I hope you all take this seriously
This is not the end
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