You fell in love with a woman
You wish you never did
Had sexual intercourse with her
And now you’ve got a kid
Everything was fine and everything was great
You had a lovely family
But couldn’t predict your fate
That bitch got a job and sometimes came home late
You would have to watch the kid while she was on a date
She stopped cooking dinner and having sex with you
You had to use your right hand, what else could you do
Her boyfriend told her to divorce you
This event was inevitable, you already knew
She served you papers, then met you in court
Took everything from you, you didn’t expect this sort
You used to want a kid but now you wish you never did because you’re paying child support
That bitch screwed you really bad, you prayed you weren’t the dad and now you’re paying child support
She got the trailer, the tv and the truck
You finally got to the point where you didn’t give a fuck
Now you live in a trailer park but you used to have a house
That’s all in the past now because of your former spouse
You no longer get the chance to see your own child
Not ever since that divorce was filed
Your ex talks shit about you to your own son
He doesn’t even want to talk to you, your relationship is done
She married some guy, and his name is Rick
Your son calls him “dad” and you call him “dick”
She took you for your money, then moved out of state
She left you with nothing but an unmerciful fate
You want to break your ex’s neck because she’s garnishing your check it’s all from child support
You live in a world of dismay, you don’t want to live another day because of child support
credits
from Tales of Romance... Gone Wrong,
released July 17, 2013
Guitar/Drum Tracking/Vocals - Austin "Papa Scrotch" French
Bass Guitar/Backing Vocals - Jacob "Dale Scroty" Ritz