You’re in a relationship in which you’re stuck
You’ve been severely struck by bad luck
You try to act like you don’t give a fuck
But deep down you know your life sucks

Your relationship was beautiful but things became complex
You wanted to get intimate but she didn’t want to have sex
At least not with you, she didn’t want your cock
She went to find some more guys somewhere around the block

She started fucking about six different men
Kyle, Cody, Dale, Ryan, Matthew, and Ken
You were completely oblivious, you didn’t even know
That your precious older girlfriend was a filthy ho

She remained a raging alcoholic
She went out to the bar to meet more guys and frolic
You used to really love her, you had a strong trust
That all ended when you learned of her drunken lust

You stayed busy with your enormous porn collection
You kept watching then you’d touch your erection
Jerking off your cock while always watching porn
You seized those moments because at those times you weren’t forlorn

Every little thing she said or did irritated you
But even after all the shit nothing could separate you two
Sometimes you’d try to keep the peace but most often you were fighting
There was always some domestic eruption that was on the verge of igniting

You act like you love her, you’re such a faker
You really want for her to leave, you’re afraid to make her
She got in your face one night so then you went to shove her
At first you say “fuck that bitch” then a week later tell me that you love her

The cops came over to your house to intervene
It was just a typical domestic call they had many times seen
Your bitch told them you had drugs so they searched through your stuff
They found one illegal deadly weapon and put you in cuffs

For three days you stayed in jail
You didn’t have the money to put up for bail
To this day you’re still with her, you’ve got no sense
It’s time to leave her, no need to second guess

Chorus

You are Mr. Misery
The total epitome
Better you than me

Your room is your prison cell
You live in this infernal hell
What your future holds only time will tell

You really want to see her dead
Wanna take a chainsaw to her head
You’ve gone totally insane

Your bitch always liked to cheat
You’ve got jizz from other guys on your sheets
Leave her and get on with your life

You’re in a shitty relationship
And it’s complete shit
I’ll give you one small tip
It’s finally time to quit